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Psalms of Planets

I think it’s pretty clear what this is BUT for those less fortunate persons who may have never seen one, it is a STRAP. Most often used by members of the lesbian community to pleasure their partners. You are probably wondering where I’m going with this…right? I was sitting in my bathroom on the toilet…I use a lot of time to think in there ;) and I began to think about straps…and GIRLFRIENDS. hahaha. Why is it that the vast majority of lesbian women, when embarking on a new relationship, expect you to get rid of your strap and buy a new one? I’m not saying that this is wrong, because I myself am guilty of it but WHY? If you’ve gotten totally used to your penis and you clean it thoroughly, why do women want you to give it up and buy a new one? It’s hilarious because it’s one of the pleasures that we as lesbians have. I don’t want anything touching me that has touched your prior partners – no matter how clean or comfortable. That is usually the woman’s way of thinking. It’s just too bad that heterosexuals and gay men don’t have that option. They can’t say, “Washing your penis isn’t enough! Cut that one off and get a new one.” I think it is a request that although understandable, isn’t necessarily needed. I mean…how are you going to ask someone to change their strap…can you change your pussy? But, like I said, it is one of the perks of being a lesbian. One that I still tend to indulge in however ridiculous it may be.

2 Kommentare

  1. Bee:

    you’re right but i asked my girlfriend, but then again she needed a new one cause the other one was worn out and that disturbed me…

  2. lani:

    lmao that would disturb me too! I always ask. and then I secretly hope that I can tag along and pick it myself. is that weird?

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