Sooo since I’m not going to be having sex for a while, I figured I’d blog all of my awesome sex tips for you guys to try. I like to think I’m a pretty decent sex partner. At least, my past partners have been pretty satisfied. *ahem* Sex in my opinion, is very closely related to your personality. If you’re very withdrawn and quiet, shy and conservative – your sex probably reflects that. And in the same way, if you’re wild and outspoken, loud and crazy, – your sex reflects just that. There are very few exceptions to this rule. The only one I can think of is the quiet freak. You know, the girl who doesn’t talk much, is usually very shy, but turns out to be quiet the sexual vixen. She usually likes to try new things and will easily agree to the wildest of ideas. That one is me. Anyway, here are a few of my tips.

Tip #1 : Noise during sex IS important. Even if you’re not the “dirty talking” type, some time of noise improves sex GREATLY! No one likes a quiet girl. So if you’re not a talker, moans & sighs work just fine. The main point is to let her know that you like what she’s doing.

Tip #2 : It’s not always about being loud. Everyone doesn’t particularly care for a loud ass girl. It can sometimes distract your partner and you from the point (which is the sex!). Pull her close and use a soft forceful tone in her ear. Guaranteed to turn her on.

Tip #3 : A lot of my friends think I’m crazy when I say this but it definitely works. In the middle of the action, when her strap (or fingers , whichever you prefer) are working your insides. Kiss her. Not lippy kisses, tongue kisses. Don’t let the kiss distract you because you’ll need to be aware of what’s going on “down there”. When she hits that spot that makes you moan, do it! Don’t break the kiss!  Just moan right into her mouth. Guaranteed to send a chill down her spine.

Tip #4 A woman’s body is a wonderful thing. And very easy to use to your advantage. This works great if you live with your lady. Take a hot shower & as soon as you get out, towel dry and rub something rather greasy onto your skin. I suggest Palmer’s Cocoa Butter(the kind in the jar) because it doesn’t clog your pores and it doesn’t stain the sheets (from my experience). Rub this all over your body. ESPECIALLY your legs, feet, booty, breasts and anywhere else your lady likes to rub. The great thing about Palmer’s is that it has absolutely no taste so if she likes to lick you it won’t leave a nasty aftertaste. After you rub this all over and slip into some nice undies, slide your body across hers. Or just let her run her hands up your thighs. She’ll love the way her hands glide across your body. Guaranteed to get you some good loving.

Tip #5: The bed is NOT your friend! It’s nice to have sex in the bed isn’t it? But after a while, EVERY GIRL wants something a little different. Studs, Ag’s, whoever’s dominant, more often than not, you control where the act takes place. So try something new! Shower, in front of the mirror, on the floor, on the couch, use the entire house! Sit her on the kitchen counter right beside the sink, take a bath together and get it on in there. When sex becomes a routine, it’s more like a job than a hobby. Most women appreciate not knowing what’s going to happen next.

Tip #6: Closed in spaces ARE your friend. This may sound weird but tight, confined places can be some of the best places to have sex. Which is one reason why sex in the car is so popular. When you have less space to move, you have to be creative. Creativity leads to better sex. So dressing rooms(if you don’t mind public places), bathtubs, showers, closets, cars anything relatively closed off will allow you to be more creative and less boring.

REMEMBER:

If you can’t eat it and you can’t beat it, you probably won’t keep it!!

Okay I definitely have to be off to class now. But those are my sex tips for the day. I’ll probably practice them on myself since I’m my own girlfriend these days. Ughhh!